THE KANYE KEY

IN TRIBUTE TO KANYE, FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON, THIS WILL BE A POST IN THE KEY OF KANYE. MAYBE THE DRAMATIC STYLE WILL HELP ME COME DOWN FROM THE CRAZY CLIFF I'VE BEEN TEETERING ON. I HAVE BEEN INCREASINGLY MELODRAMATIC OF LATE. ABOUT ANYTHING. IT'S KIND OF TERRIBLE, HILARIOUS, AND OFTEN RIDICULOUS. I DO STILL FEEL LIKE A NON-ENTITY SOMEHOW NOT EXISTING IN AMERICA OR KAZAKHSTAN, BUT I AM WORKING ON IT. HAVING STUDENTS NEED ME REALLY HELPS. MAKES ME FEEL USEFUL AND EXISTENT.
I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE I WANT TO TALK TO, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THERE LIVES. ONE, THIS IS A PROBLEM BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HOW I TALK TOO DAMN MUCH. AND TWO, PEOPLE THINK THEIR OWN LIVES ARE BORING AND THAT I MUST SOMEHOW BE DOING SOMETHING AMAZING OR AT LEAST MORE INTERESTING BECAUSE I AM ACROSS THE WORLD. WRONG!!! IT'S THE SAME THINGS WITH A DIFFERENT BEAT. ISH. I JUST WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THINGS THAT I CAN RELATE TO. CULTURALLY. PERSONALLY. IN SOME WAY THAT I CAN'T ALWAYS DO HERE. HARD TO PUT MY FINGER ON. I KNOW THAT AMERICA IS STILL MOVING ALONG, I CAN SEE THE NEWS FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT MY AMERICA, MY ASSOCIATES, MY PERSONAL CONNECTIONS ARE, IN GENERAL, A MYSTERY TO ME. AND THAT JUST AIN'T CUTTIN' IT. YOU KNOW HOW I BE. ALL NOSEY AND SHI'.
TAK. I WILL MAKE A RETURN TO ALL THAT WAS GOOD AND HOLY ABOUT MY BLOG BEFORE IT WAS... EDITTING IN PROGRESS... MYSTERIOUSLY AND COMPLETELY INNOCENTLY ABSENT FOR A WHILE. NOW THAT ACCESS IS BACK I WANT TO RETURN TO MY DAILY RANDOM STORY. THE BEST THING ABOUT ME IS(ARE? OMG!) MY STORIES. (NIGHTMARE FOR AN INEPT ENGLISH TEACHER. THAT IS A SINGULAR SUBJECT PEOPLE, BUT THE STORY CHANGES WITH A SINGULAR OBJECT, AND THAT PLURAL OBJECT IS MUCH CLOSER TO THE VERB, BUT THAT VERB SHOULD AGREE WITH THE SUBJECT AND OBJECT... WOE IS ME) I WILL BE WRITING SHORT THINGS DAILY ABOUT THINGS I NOTICE OR LIKE. IT'S WHO I AM AND HOW I FUNCTION. MUCH MORE REALISTIC AND DESCRIPTIVE OF ME AS A PERSON.
I WILL HAVE SOME MEGA-POSTS--SANS KANYE KEY--TO UPDATE ON SOME OF THE THINGS I HAVE MISSED. AND I'D LIKE TO START HAVING PICTURE POSTS, MAYBE WEEKLY. IT WILL GIVE ME A REASON TO TAKE MORE PICTURES. I AM SUCH A DISCERNING ARTISTS, IT'S WHY I'M SO USELESS.

BASICALLY AMERICA, WATCH THE F OUT. I AM COMING FOR YOU. EVEN IF IT'S NOT THE IN THE KEY OF KANYE. I HAVE GONE CRAZY, BUT I AM STILL HERE. AND I WILL TRY TO BE MORE PRESENT FROM NOW ON. PRESSINGLY, I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF MY EYEBROWS AS A HAIR CUT HAS SHORN OFF THREE MONTHS OF BANGS AND THE BEASTS HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO THE LIGHT OF DAY. HORROR, OH HORROR.
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