wins, losses, and a spectacular light show

so i've done a lot of begging and pleading with anyone who will listen. anyone up there. (this ain't quite god's country, but i'm flexible) and today my prayers were answered. be prepared for an overshare: i had the closest thing to a normal shit i've had in recent memory. i mean, there were angels singing and fanfare i'm pretty sure a halo appeared around my head. it was that godly. 

as such. baby jesus has promptly reminded me that miracles are finite. today i went to go buy some shorts. and i found some i liked and looked on with skepticism at the XL shorts in front of me. upon trying them on, i found them to be both skin tight and about 4 inches too small around the waste. that was an epic fail. and resulted in walking back home again in the 90-something degree weather. not happy.

then as i was walking home i saw this young girl who i may have vaguely recognized. the thing is that this girl saw me and looked horrified as she put a piece of paper over her face until she walked past me. that was weird.

then i apparently ruined a wedding tradition here. or at least that's what the death stares of all the old women were screaming at me as i walked by. the bride was going to someone's house with the veil over her face and everything. she was in full traditional garb and i just walked up on them going home. oops. oh well. more death stares never killed anyone right?

the woman i see everyday at the magazine is very worried for my health and proceeded to tell me how i need to eat other foods as ramen isn't good for me. i know. but i'm upset about being fat so just sell me the ramen, fanta, and ice cream, ok?? i still love her and her beautiful hair. i'm gonna take a photo with her one day! totally a win...

got a hair cut too. i have this white blonde to dark brown fade going on. its kind of hot. :P

i can hear my mother sighing and saying 'oooooh god' as i type this. :D

can't wait to see what happens tonight. these next fews should be jam packed and we'll see which wins out in the end. epic victories or epic fails. hopefully i hadn't gotten to used to winning and functioning that i need a karmic bitch slap. here's to hoping! (raise dem Fantas!)

<3 Phillip