ugh. pukey. shitty. passy outty. i'm too sexy for words right now. at least my ass is pristinely clean. even if i almost passed out to finish the deed.
wish me luck. ugh...
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
so sick
so sick i shit myself twice today in public. can't eat. can't really think at the moment. i want to get better. last time i felt this bad i just loafed around loosing a pound a day until i was threatened to be sent home. being a swarthy 150, i don't have room to eff aound. i need to turn off the internal coffee maker, eat something solid and keep it in my system for more than 3 minutes, which is my current record.
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Oh god hate to hear you're so sick. I bet no one noticed the stench.:) Try and get food into yourself you can't drop anymore weight!!! How are you doing in the heat? I'm sure it's not helping! Hope you feel better by the time you wake. Love you talk soon! mom
ReplyDeleteYay for the Columbian coffee reference! Boo on the sick part.
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